i-am-a-fish:

stopitmarvin:

i-am-a-fish:

quackyisinsane:

i-am-a-fish:

cookies4evam8:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

hraewordsmith:

i-am-a-fish:

assbutt-still-in-hell:

i-am-a-fish:

krab-kid:

i-am-a-fish:

strawberry-girl-main:

i-am-a-fish:

supernational:

i-am-a-fish:

your-deku:

teamleadertrash01:

i-am-a-fish:

idkiguessiamatable:

honey-dew-baby:

i-am-a-fish:

somethingclicheandaesthetic:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

the-gay-1:

i-am-a-fish:

toomuchdickfort:

i-am-a-fish:

happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad

Oh boy should we tel them?

tell me whab? (:

THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………

i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D

anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!

good morning!! happy tuesday!

Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.

oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???

It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!

t.. thurs… wha?

IT’S TUESDAY FISH

QUIT LYING TO THEM.. THEY MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.

tues….day? .right??

Of course!!!!

TUESDAY!! :’D !!!!

Yes fish!!! Tuesday!!!!

oh that’s so great to hear i can rest easy now!!goodnight see you all tomorrow! ♥️♥️

hey fish,,,,, it won’t be tuesday forever

uhh, good morning to you too i guess ): ,

and of course it can’t be tuesday forever that would be ridiculous! it’s just that TODAY is tuesday. Happy tuesday!!!!!

Hey fish what other days are there?

to be honest i don’t really know yet! anyway it was a very lovely tuesday i’ll see yall tomorrow!!!!

can’t wait!!!! if you’re seeing this in the morning, happy tuesday fish!!

i AM seeing it in the morning, on tuesday morning!! happy tuesday!!! today has felt really long but i love tuesday so its very good

i appreciate your concern but i don’t really have any issue with this. anyway see you tomorrow!!

I cannot express the fear I get from seeing more and more from this ongoing post 

good morn happie tuesday :D

Fish it’s Sunday

why do you all keep saying stuff like this in the notes? you can’t just pretend that it’s a day it isn’t that’s confusing.

anyway see you tomorrow!

FISH GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS TOMORROW!!

good mornin!!! what’s happening tomorrow??!?!? (happy tuesday btw💛)

This makes me literally want to die

sheoshitpost:

Some of y'all have never been back stabbed with a tentacle by the daedric prince of forbidden knowledge after getting your ass kicked by pretty much yourself and it shows.

p0llit0:

evilloveclub:

Detective Pikachu.

mllermanda:

A meme that my little sister created which is pretty good :D

UPDATE: The little sister that created the meme has an Instagram account. Her username is gottagof45t_sanic

sailorbrazil:

sailorbrazil:

weaponize the vagina. sign my petition now

more teeth

unclefather:

me high on adderall walking through the aisles of the supermarket trying to find canned corn

postmarxed:

tilthat:

TIL that because of a mistranslation Jimmy Carter told the Polish people in 1977 that he desired them carnally and that he had left the United States to never return.

via reddit.com

Imagine being a Polish citizen and you hear the American president say he’s here to fuck and he’s not leaving